The Most Sickly-Sweet Commercial Ever

This is near verbatim

Dramatis Personae

Little Girl (around 3 with fake cute voice set to max)
Mother
Authoritative Announcer

LG: Mommy will you love me when I turn 5?
M: Yes honey
LG: Mommy will you love me when I turn 10?
M: Yes honey
LG: Will you love me when I turn 15?
AA: While you can’t engineer a mother’s love you can engineer a car and that is why the Chevy Escalade (or something I can’t remember the brand) is designed with space collision resistance systems
LG: Will you love me when I’m as old as you?
M: I will always love you
(exeunt)

Doesn’t that make you throw up inside?

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One Response to The Most Sickly-Sweet Commercial Ever

  1. Tobie says:

    Not to mention being the lamest segue that I think I have ever heard.

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